Here is exactly why I’ve never touched drugs…
I can tell myself that I’m not going to eat bread. I may not eat bread for like 8 straight days.
And then…one day I snap and eat 12 pieces of bread.
Every time I have Riley over, she makes me laugh. Today, her Dad calls to see if she wants him to pick her up or if she wants to stay here until her Aunt gets her. She convinces him that she’d rather wait for her Aunt. She hands me back the phone and triumphantly claims “I just screwed myself into that one”. I almost spit up my water. Wrong term but I knew exactly what she meant. Riley the future attorney for sure lol. #MrMomChronicles #PlayDates
We’re trying to find a lost phone charger. Ava says, “I’m not saying Eden took it but in the middle of the night, she was creeping by me where the charger was plugged in, I mean she could have taken hair samples from me who knows.” This kid is a natural lol.
Here’s the kind of relationship level I’m on. My wife doesn’t like peanut butter. She almost choked on it when she was younger, I don’t know it’s one of the stories she tells over and over. She doesn’t even like looking at the butter knife lying in the sink with the PB and J stuck all over it. So I’m considerate and use a plastic spoon which is disposable even though I can’t get all the peanut butter off and I need to scrape the corner of the bread with it to try and get every last bit. While everyone else was chasing the good looking dudes, Victoria Parker-Arena knew what she was doing!
Cold butter pisses me off