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Don’t Get Pregnant

Maria: Owen just text me out of the blue.

Me: Why didn’t he just talk to you in school?

(in the “like you should know” voice)

Maria: Uh, we weren’t on speaking terms.

Me: Well it was summer, you didn’t see each other anyway.

Maria: I think it’s time to just forgive and forget.

Me: That’s a good attitude to have. Don’t get pregnant.

#MrMomLife

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